Dude... Killer Seaweed A $12 waterproof disposable and a swim in your local ocean will produce images like these— and stares from people wondering why some shark-beckoning 'tard is out there alone, splashing around with a bright green camera.
9/25/2003
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The Only Thing We Overlook Is The Ocean, or so the marquis claimed at a Melbourne, Florida hotel where I stayed this week. The sound of the waves had an uncanny resemblance to the white noise machine in my bedroom back at home.
9/25/2003
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Hell Cab is the name of a play, but also describes what it's like to ride in many of the Little, Yellow, Deathtraps in this city. Today, a cabbie tried to convince me that he'd have to take an alternate (longer) route, because the city had removed the road I'd asked him to take.
9/10/2003
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Infrared Film Is Creepy It's fine for park benches or a cemetery here and there, but don't use it on people you love.

9/10/2003
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Above The Waist you can find all kinds of good stuff. Sorry, I already used the "shooting up" title, which was far more clever. Anyhoo, reflections are like looking back in time; if only for a nanosecond (rounded up).
9/10/2003
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Like Crashing Cymbals or a seal clapping its fins, I used two disposable cameras I bought at Walgreens (two for $6!) to see what would happen if I shot both sides of a friend's head at the exact same moment. Nothing much happened, really. And oh, there is a picture of Jodie, too, who visited me for the weekend. Nothing much happened, really.
9/08/2003
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Continue To Breathe Normally Dusk at 30,000 feet was remarkably different than on the ground, which was blanketed in thick gray clouds. Light so warm, I wanted to eat it. Or maybe I was just still hungry after having gorged on that bag of five peanuts they give you.
9/08/2003
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